New blog, jazminechristelle.tumblr.com
Broinlaw: How do you spell dork?
Me: D-o-r-k?
Broinlaw: no. Y-O-U.
Bro, you stupaaad.
I need a hug. But not just any hug, I need a honest to good damn hug.
I hate when I’m laughing, and then people mock the way I laugh.

(via golfingwithfassbender)
numbsex:
My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist
(via lifethreatening)